this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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