you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Never joke about your clitoris.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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