He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
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Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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