Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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it was like a zeppelin in a condom
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
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I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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