Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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