U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I think I am morally bankrupt
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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