Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
