...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
whose parrot is this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize