I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
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going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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