If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
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Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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