I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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