p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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