apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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