i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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