i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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