Dual....:-)
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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