remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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