the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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