I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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