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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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