Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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