it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
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It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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