when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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