There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
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Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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