It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Non-Jews are for practice
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I need to calm my uterus...
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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