there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
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the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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