she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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