but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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