im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Randomize