I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
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A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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