But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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