haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Let's paint friendship bongs
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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