I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
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You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
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Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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