So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
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Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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