You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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