omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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