If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
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I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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