Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
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He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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