Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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