so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just took my morning after pill in the library
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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