How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Randomize
