But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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