is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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