I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
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I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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