dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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