What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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