hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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