just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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