just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
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He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
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From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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