I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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