I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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