summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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