I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
You made out with two different species that night
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I love you. Go after that dick
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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