Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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