so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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