What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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