Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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